Guys: Would you do it with the Svedka robot?
A) I love my girlfriend/wife/mom so, no (yes, yes I would).
B) I prefer Flo from Progressive.
D) This is a highly demeaning question.
E) Yeah, I’d do her.
Ladies: Would you do it with the Svedka robot?
B) Only if she’s gentle.
C) I’M DRUNK, WHORES! BRING ME THE ROBOT PUSSY! WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
D) Oh. My. God. Look how tight her ass is. I want her ass. How did you get that ass, honey? Pilates? Pilates? Yoga? Oh my, Glad plastic containers? Wow, I would have never guessed, I’m gonna try that.
E) I prefer Barbie Dolls
Briana is a disappointment to her mother.