Bills To Be Heard Today:
SB 106: Commission Task Force to Study: Propeller Hats—The Future of Aviation?
HB 289: BUDGET RESOLUTION: Allocate $90 billion for ‘bacne’ cure, because, ew.
HB 1054: BUDGET RESOLUTION: $40/week for divorced dads to take their kid to Dave & Busters for once,. Geez, Dad, your house is so boring. Mom’s is way more fun.
HB 874: Bill to outlaw ‘Night Parents.’
SB 1: Increase the salary of the legislator from District 24 with the great haircut and the damn good-looking teeth to $1,000,000,000 annually. WITHDRAWN.
SB 666: Scary bill. Please kill this bill.
SB 201: Bill to Outlaw ‘Truck Nutz.’
AMENDMENT: Bill to stop Calvin from peeing on everything, goddamnit.
HB 894: BUDGET RESOLUTION: Commemorate the death of the 500th victim of gun violence in our state by giving their family a vacation to the Bahamas! Allocates $4,000 for fun snorkeling and fun swimming times, because this is about the most meaningful gun violence legislation we’ll be able to pass.
SB 2: You all have to like my really funny statuses on Facebook, okay?
HB 755: BUDGET RESOLUTION: Holy shit, did you guys see that article about carbon nanotubes? Can we get some of that here?
Beginning at 6 p.m. or When Voting is Complete
- STATE LEGISLATURE SUMMIT. HOSTED BY: The Mountain Climbers Caucus. This will take place on the summit of a mountain.
- STANKY LEG NIGHT. HOSTED BY: The Stanky Leg. Come do the Stanky Leg with your favorite state legislators!