What We’re Giving Trick-Or-Treaters

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Kevin Cole, Cullen Dolson, Hannah Gutman, Briana Haynie, Matt Lee, James McGarvey, Emily Perper, Scott Travers

Halloween is upon us and here at The Annual studios we have a goody bag filled with some incredible treats for whatever trick-or-treaters come knocking on our door:

  • Razor blades filled with apples
  • DIY voodoo doll kits
  • Obamacare
  • Pies filled with dynamite…in the face!
  • Circuit City gift cards
  • Taxidermy puppies
  • Subscriptions to Weight Watchers
  • Hilary Clinton action figures (complete with Hilary 2016 buttons)
  • All these Romney 2012 pins I have laying around, what else are they good for now?
  • Toothbrushes laced with gingivitis.
  • Just the tip
  • Certified NSA tapped cell phones.
  • Pictures of my camel toe
  • Oreo’s with no filling
  • foam fingers
  • Gluten free candy cigarettes that blow powder sugar made to look like real smoke
  •  Actual cigarettes in candy cigarette packaging.
  • a lock of Ann Coulter’s hair
  • Fifty Shades of Grey fan art
  • Hummus filled Reese’s peanut butter cups.
  •  iMac’s with dial-up internet
  • Tobacco enemas.
  • Choice Droids
  • That new Arcade Fire album because I’m finally gonna be the best house on the block! You hear that, Janet??

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