“WOW!”
“NO WAY!”
“I’M PRE-ORDERING MINE NOW!”
Hear that? That is the sound of three people reacting to the news that Michael Jackson will be releasing a new album in May. “But isn’t he dead?” is something you’re probably thinking and yes, according to the liberal media elite, he is dead. However, many highly intelligent people in a basement under Texas unfortunately called Conspiracy Theorist believe he is alive and only faked his death back in 2009. Whether you are a drone who believes anything CNN tells you or an ultra cool free thinker on the Internet, The Annual has something for you! We have acquired the track names to Michael Jackson’s new Album Xscape. Read them and weep all over again just like the day he “died.”
- I’m Still Dead but Alive in You
- My Coffin Smells of You Feat. Elvis
- I Wanna Be On Your Mantel
- You Proud Now, Dad?
- That Was It
- Being White in Heaven
- Haunting Bubbles
- Neverland Heaven
- Xscaping the Afterlife
- Maggots Ate (What Was Left Of) My Nose
- Thriller (From The P.O.V Of The Dead)
- Good
- Please Stop ‘Cause I’m Dead Enough Feat. Ke$ha
- Bonus Track: Lisa It’s Your Birthday (Happy Birthday Lisa) – The Unreleased Demo From The Simpsons
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Track List by: Kevin Cole, Lily Fryburg, Briana Haynie, and Andrew Michaels
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