We deeply regret to inform you that Nicolas Contreras has drunken too much and is now stuck in a Jaeger coma. Doctors say for one to come out of a Jaeger coma requires an abundance of beautiful ladies’ numbers. Please email all numbers to email@example.com.
Together we will “hopefully” get Nic out of this coma.
(The Annual is not responsible for any regrets)
In Nico’s absence, I (Kevin Cole) will be filling in, and am pleased to share with you a house favorite:
One Part Welch’s Brand Grape Juice
One Part Vodka
Mix well and enjoy.