“Be the change you want to see in the world.”
-Some Dead Indian Dude
Welcome to The Secret Diary of Your New Friend!
In these pages you’ll find what keeps me up at night (FYI, I sleep shirtless. I know that’s an important detail everyone wants to know – the fact that I sleep without a shirt. And no, this detail was definitely not added to give this piece sexual appeal requested by my editor), you’ll also find what hits home in my anterior supplemental motor area, ventromedial frontal lobe, and nucleus accumbens. In other words, what makes me laugh (the editor also wants me to come off as intelligent).
For those who actually Google searched the parts of the brain above, I’d like to take the time to note that I don’t have a drug problem. You’d know if I did, this is my diary, but I bet now you’re more inclined to look them up. Seriously, check it out. Don’t worry, I’ll wait so that you don’t miss anything.
The essays, poems, and jokes in The Secret Diary of Your New Friend are to put my voice into the world. I don’t know if writing this will actually make the world a better place, but what I do know is in these digital pages. And as a friend, I welcome you to share what you know with me @GiovanniKavota on Twitter.
This is my diary, and I am your new friend.
EDITOR’S NOTE: Very sexy, very intelligent.
Look for future installments every Thursday.