SPAM: Happy Holidays

Dear Tommy,

Happy Holidays! My name is Dr. Stephanie Rae and I am a scientist. I have discovered the secret ingredients used to make The Best Stuff On Earth, the main ingredient in Snapple beverages. My plan is to acquire the ingredients and create my own liquid beverage made from The Best Stuff On Earth and make billions of dollars. Unfortunately I am a recluse and have trouble leaving my apartment for fear of human contact and sunrays. I have included the list of ingredients in this letter and need your help acquiring these contents. I would do it myself; however, like I said, I hate people and the sun. If you choose to accept this task your troubles will be compensated with lots of money. I must go because I am writing this in a brightly lit and crowded coffee shop; the Wi-Fi in my lab hasn’t been working lately. Please respond to this e-mail ASAP as I need the items no later than December 25th, 2015. Thank you for your time and consideration. I look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,

Dr. Stephanie Rae

Ingredients for The Best Stuff On Earth:

  1. Samsung 65” – LED – Curved – 4k Ultra – Smart – 3D – HD TV
  2. LeapFrog Leap TV Active Video Game System
  3. Onyx Zoomer Dino with Tin Storage Case
  4. iPhone 6
  5. iPhone 6 Plus
  6. NERF Mega Thunderbow Blaster
  7. MiP 2 Personal Robot – Silver
  8. $50 Outback Steakhouse Gift Certificate
  9. Disney Frozen Snow Glow Elsa
  10. Slinky Science Bionic Ear
  11. Felicity American Girl Doll from the Retired Doll Display at The American Girl Place in Chicago, IL
  12. Tulle Sheath Dress from Anthropologie – Black – Size 8
  13. DJI Phantim Drone Quadcopter WiFi Camera
  14. Agassiz High Heels from Aldo
  15. Nintendo Mario Kart Radio Control Yoshi from Brookstone
  16. Phillips 10.1” LCD Digital Photo Frame
  17. Tufted Hammock with Stand Package from Brookstone
  18. Crandell Reclina-Rocker Recliner from La–Z-Boy
  19. 4 Glider Segways
  20. XBox One
  21. $100 Sephora Gift Card
  22. Princess Leia Slave Costume
  23. Jennifer Lawrence signed Katniss Doll – Any Brand
  24. Round Trip JetBlue Tickets to Orlando Florida and Admission Tickets to Harry Potter World at Universal Studios for a Family of Four
  25. Signed Replica of B.B. King’s Guitar, Lucille.
  26. The Voice Swivel Chair – Used By Pharrell
  27. Taylor Swift (Only If She Comes Willingly)
  28. Hanes Classics Men’s Grey Tagless Boxers – Large
  29. Hanes Men’s Grey Cushion Crew Socks – Large
  30. Hanes Women’s X-Temp Low Cut Socks – Medium – White

Briana Haynie

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