Dear Tommy,
Happy Holidays! My name is Dr. Stephanie Rae and I am a scientist. I have discovered the secret ingredients used to make The Best Stuff On Earth, the main ingredient in Snapple beverages. My plan is to acquire the ingredients and create my own liquid beverage made from The Best Stuff On Earth and make billions of dollars. Unfortunately I am a recluse and have trouble leaving my apartment for fear of human contact and sunrays. I have included the list of ingredients in this letter and need your help acquiring these contents. I would do it myself; however, like I said, I hate people and the sun. If you choose to accept this task your troubles will be compensated with lots of money. I must go because I am writing this in a brightly lit and crowded coffee shop; the Wi-Fi in my lab hasn’t been working lately. Please respond to this e-mail ASAP as I need the items no later than December 25th, 2015. Thank you for your time and consideration. I look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely,
Dr. Stephanie Rae
Ingredients for The Best Stuff On Earth:
- Samsung 65” – LED – Curved – 4k Ultra – Smart – 3D – HD TV
- LeapFrog Leap TV Active Video Game System
- Onyx Zoomer Dino with Tin Storage Case
- iPhone 6
- iPhone 6 Plus
- NERF Mega Thunderbow Blaster
- MiP 2 Personal Robot – Silver
- $50 Outback Steakhouse Gift Certificate
- Disney Frozen Snow Glow Elsa
- Slinky Science Bionic Ear
- Felicity American Girl Doll from the Retired Doll Display at The American Girl Place in Chicago, IL
- Tulle Sheath Dress from Anthropologie – Black – Size 8
- DJI Phantim Drone Quadcopter WiFi Camera
- Agassiz High Heels from Aldo
- Nintendo Mario Kart Radio Control Yoshi from Brookstone
- Phillips 10.1” LCD Digital Photo Frame
- Tufted Hammock with Stand Package from Brookstone
- Crandell Reclina-Rocker Recliner from La–Z-Boy
- 4 Glider Segways
- XBox One
- $100 Sephora Gift Card
- Princess Leia Slave Costume
- Jennifer Lawrence signed Katniss Doll – Any Brand
- Round Trip JetBlue Tickets to Orlando Florida and Admission Tickets to Harry Potter World at Universal Studios for a Family of Four
- Signed Replica of B.B. King’s Guitar, Lucille.
- The Voice Swivel Chair – Used By Pharrell
- Taylor Swift (Only If She Comes Willingly)
- Hanes Classics Men’s Grey Tagless Boxers – Large
- Hanes Men’s Grey Cushion Crew Socks – Large
- Hanes Women’s X-Temp Low Cut Socks – Medium – White