- If you fart 13 times in a row, you will lose a friend.
- If you walk under a short ladder, you will suffer knee pain.
- A trail of menstrual blood will lead a bear to your campsite.
- If you leave your shoes outside during a full moon, the Shadow King will walk in them.
- If you eat lots of bananas during your first trimester of pregnancy, you will give birth to a primate.
- If a black rhino crosses your path, you are extinct.