10 Things More Problematic About Kim Kardashian Than Nude Selfies

Kim Kardashian-West, millionaire by association, has come under fire after sharing a nude photo to her Twitter page. The snapshot, in celebration of International Women’s Day, revealed her nearly-perfect composition, with all the good parts black-boxed out :-/. Her photo was met with invective from folks all across the board, from pop star P!nk to actress Chloe Grace Moretz and jill-of-all-trades Bette Midler.

Listen. I get it. Kim Kardashian would be a nobody if it weren’t for nepotism, bombshell body proportions, and a sex tape that lit the spark igniting the nuclear bomb that is now the Kardashian Empire. However, her boobs and booty are not grounds for condemnation. Instead, here is a comprehensive list of reasons to loathe her existence that are very much fair game.

  1. She lacks any sort of discernable talent and is somehow still worth more than every person on my block combined.
  2. She is a vapid reality star who makes millions for nothing more than intermittently texting and crying on camera.
  3. She is somehow always in the headlines? How does a person always have news to share.
  4. Her business venture got her a role in “Disaster Movie” and while its box office performance was tremendously catastrophic, she still got to spend a week on set with Ike Barinholtz and now has a movie credit.
  5. Founded the Illuminati.
  6. Wrote the How I Met Your Mother series finale.
  7. Gave the Native Americans Smallpox and built shoe factories on their graves.
  8. Created an anti-drug campaign based around a 3 word slogan that ultimately led to mass incarcerations.
  9. Spent her lifesavings to build a slightly larger Washington Monument three blocks away from the original.
  10. Is always bringing back the McRib.

Christine McQuaid

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