It’s the twentieth day of April, so I hope you all had the chance to wake up and bake! I know I did. I always carry a dime bag in my bag and that’s because just like you, I’m wild and care free. I toke it up on the reg, especially today, the 420. Just sprinkle a dash of that herb on my bong and I’m ready to roll – a big ol’ fat one that is.
I know a lot of the cynics out there may say I’m just “pandering to the millennial crowd” but I’d like to ask them to chill. Bill may not have inhaled but I certainly have. I tell ya, when President Obama, or as I call him the Narc In Chief, wasn’t looking I would hot box in air force one Cheech Chong.
If you want to get high with your Doobie Brothers, remember that Chillary’s got the dope. Even if Senator Sanders talks a big game, he’s only been lit twice, I was lit 420 times today. So when you go out to cast your vote remember you can’t get the THC without HC.