Last night, Britain’s meanest man returned to American television. Simon Cowell officially replaced Howard Stern at the America’s Got Talent judges table and he had some harsh critiques for contestants.
Simon’s harshest review of the night was given to a five time tap dance champion.
He was not afraid to judge his fellow judges
Even children weren’t safe from his cruel critiques.
He wasn’t afraid to get political.
Could he be any meaner?
But by the end of the episode, Simon found talent that even he could not deny.