Last weekend I went out of town for less than a day, which might not count as “going out of town” but I digress, and when I returned I found this mysterious painting sitting upon my stoop:
I’m taking this time to reach out to the community and ask “who did this?” I’ve never seen it before and presume it’s some kind of unsolicited submission.
Here’s the thing, if it’s yours, please claim it or it’s going in the garbage. Do you think we care about running this picture? I know it’s halloween, but unless you change those ominous men to Ken Bone in a Trump shirt, we ain’t buying. Sorry.