Robert Martin as Link
Hannah Gutman as Olive Penderghast (Easy A)
David Luna & Taylor Goebels as The Feminist Bookstore owners
Christine McQuaid as Egon Spengler
T.M. Scholtes as The Oregon Trail
Kevin Cole & Emily Perper as Sexy Nixon & Beau (from the gender-swapped Twilight)
There, that oughta keep them happy while I finish writing an actual post for Monday…