Robert Martin as Link 

 
Hannah Gutman as Olive Penderghast (Easy A) 

 
David Luna & Taylor Goebels as The Feminist Bookstore owners 

Christine McQuaid as Egon Spengler 

 
T.M. Scholtes as The Oregon Trail 

 
Kevin Cole & Emily Perper as Sexy Nixon & Beau (from the gender-swapped Twilight) 

 
There, that oughta keep them happy while I finish writing an actual post for Monday…