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Incredible! Crush Your Dreams With These Counterfeit Hamilton Tickets

Hamilton is the hottest show on Broadway since Cats and tickets are sold out for the next twenty years. Even if a seat became available, you would have to shell out $50,000 dollars for it. Luckily, we can get you closer to Hamilton than ever before with your own counterfeit Hamilton ticket!

Hamilton Tix

Print out the bad boy above and tell your friends that you’ve scored “a genuine ticket to Broadway’s Hamilton!” Book a flight, spend a weekend in New York and when you’re turned away at the door: head home with your own New York tragedy. If you’re lucky, impassioned friends will rally around you and start a Go Fund Me page to get you actual tickets!

Kevin Cole