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The Annual’s Annual Back to School Checklist!

School’s back in session and you don’t want your child to enter the world of learning unprepared, so go over this handy list of must-haves before they leave the house.

  • Number two pencils
  • Lunch box
  • Three ring binders
  • A bucket of goat blood
  • A composition notebook
  • 5 unused candles
  • A packet of travel tissues
  • Safety scissors
  • A safety lighter
  • Websters pocket dictionary
  • An open mind
  • A copy of Magick in Theory and Practice by Aleister Crowley
  • College rule paper
  • Crayons
  • Party sparklers
  • Grandpa’s robe
  • A positive attitude!

Kevin Cole

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