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5 Easter Egg Designs You Can Use To Come Out To Your Parents

The Easter holiday can be a rough time to return home. It bares all the family-get-togethers that come with Thanksgiving but it plays host to even more bizarre traditions. Luckily, we have designed a way to use these traditions to your advantage and open up about who you really are…

Rainbow Egg1. Classic Rainbow

The rainbow is a perfectly colorful design for a perfectly colorful holiday. While a symbol of LGBTQ Rights, it also blends in perfectly with any other egg your family members may have designed. This enables you the freedom to tell your parents about how gay you are, while not saying a word to your homophobic aunt.

Fabrege Egg

2. Faberge Egg

The bedazzled, antique design of a Faberge Egg is something that is sure to tell you parents to handle with care. You’re proud of who you are and are ready to be as flashy as you want to be, but you’re still delicate and mom and dad need to handle this the right way. Otherwise, you may be forced to flee home for Russia (a country that’s notably anti-LGBTQ, but it can’t be as bad as this house)!


3. The “Go Ahead, Break Your Mother’s Heart” Egg

The design packs the least amount of work but twice the emotional punch. By taking this route, you’re also admitting that it’s time to be open about converting to atheism. “Oh, well I guess you won’t need any Jellybeans this year either!” One parent may shout and as the other asks how you “went astray” simply respond “College.”

Rabbits Egg

4. Bunny Love

“What’s the cute pink blob?” your grandmother will likely ask, opening the door for a biology lesson. Explain to her that it’s actually two cute bunnies making their own Easter Eggs, except that it would impossible – not because bunnies don’t make eggs, but because these particular bunnies are both male.

Cameron Eggposito

5. The Cameron Eggsposito

You don’t have to be Rhea Butcher to love Cameron Esposito, but we couldn’t think of a better way to tell your parents that you love other women. Not even they can resist the allure of a nice vest and a stylish side mullet.

Kevin Cole

#MotivationMonday – Christ Is Comin’ Back!

Listen up folks, I’m going to be honest with you, this week is going to get bleak. Ungodly bleak. I’m talking “your idol was brutally murdered by his own people” bleak. This week will be fine for the most part but in the end it’s going to turn on a dime and things will change quicker than you ever thought a logical justice system was capable of.

I promise that after all the heartbreak, self-flagulation, literal bloodshed, and biblical torture porn is done, things are really going to turn around. Next week is going to kick off in a big way. Christ won’t be dead for long (Spoiler alert: he comes back next week)! All you have to do, is survive this mundane, awful week and I promise it will be much better next time around.

That is, if you subscribe to that religion. Shit, you may be an atheist – so to you I say “L’chaim!” because things are on course to stay pretty much the same. You’ll have the typical highs and lows all manifesting of your own creation and that’s great. A Friday that’s a real bummer for most will actually be a good Friday for you! You are in control of your own destiny, you are a god, or you could be if you believed in that kind of thing.

Perhaps you’re Jewish and read all the way through this to see if you were included. Don’t worry, dear Jewish reader, I haven’t forgotten you! Break out the Mevushal Wine because it’s Purim time! Purim is “the most joyous and fun holiday on the Jewish calendar” but don’t take it from me, take it from JewFaq.org! If the purim meal is anything like the Passover Seder I enjoyed as a young Methodist, you’ve got plenty to look forward too. And if Purim is very much the Jewish equivalent of Thanksgiving (as I have gleaned from the film For Your Consideration) you’ll have a week of leftovers to look forward to as well. Fast not, fear not, and a very merry Purim one and all and may all your Friday’s be good!

Kevin Cole

TLH – The Last Supper Podcast


This weekend’s Last Hurrah is now available online, download it and subscribe to the show via iTunes.

Christ is coming to town, he should be here around 8. In the meantime, he’s tasked John (Kevin Cole) with setting up his last meal. Unfortunately it’s off to a rough start as Judas (Christine McQuaid) forgets the bread and Thomas (Caitlyn Joy) neglects to bring the wine. This, all made the more troubling as Mary (Katie Rattigan) is expected to arrive at any minute and you know how she can be. Can this group of disciples nail it together before Jesus arrives?
Based off the works of Dan Brown


Caitlyn Joy
Christine McQuiad
Katie RattiganEpisode Writers:
Kevin Cole
Christine McQuaid
Emily Perper
Katie Rattigan

Stage Manager:
Emily Perper

Join us for the next show Sunday April 19th at 7pm at the Maryland Ensemble Theatre.

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