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Enjoy Denny’s Fall Menu Before It’s Too Late!

Time is running out to try Denny’s incredible fall menu, so head on out to America’s Diner today! That’s right, the temperatures have finally dropped and forecasters across the country estimate that you’ve got about a week to try these great menu items before we make the transition to Denny’s winter menu.

In order to ensure that customers get the full Denny’s Fall Experience we’ve swept dry leaves into the waiting area of every location and programmed our air conditioning units to stay at a brisk 57 degrees. Enjoy light sweater weather at Denny’s with any one of our fall menu items:

Extra Crispy Grad Slamwich There’s nothing more satisfying than the crunch of leaves beneath your feet, except for the sensation of that same crunch between your teeth. Our signature Grand Slamwich has scrambled eggs, bacon and two layers of dried, golden, autumnal leaves. Yum!

Denny’s Pumpkin Pancakes Let’s be honest, we’re new to the realm of Buttermilk Pancakes (weird, right?) but these Pumpkin Pancakes are a seasonal delight! We sliced up some baby pumpkins to measure up to pancake proportions and tossed them on the griddle. Once those pumpkins start sizzling we haphazardly carve a face of your choosing into them and fry an egg in the empty space. Then we slather them in our secret syrup and this breakfast treat is ready for human consumption.

Spiced Pumpkin Spice There’s no getting around this one, it’s just a big ol’ pile of pumpkin seeds, lightly seasoned with cinnamon. One hundred and fifty pumpkin seeds! You love pumpkin spice so much, Bethany? Prove it!

At this point it really became a stretch to develop new fall items without overstepping our bounds into the Thanksgiving menu. So head on down to Denny’s and consume these certified delicious dishes while supplies last!

Kevin Cole

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A Breakup Letter to The Summer Heat

from: Me
to: The Blistering Summer Heat

I don’t know how we got to this place. I remember spending cold winter nights daydreaming about what it would be like when we were together again.  I couldn’t wait to live surrounded by your sunny embrace. You were all I could think about. And when you finally came around, you were the best thing in my life. You brought me so much love and joy and even on the select few occasions where you were a bit too much too soon, I embraced it. It had been almost a year since I had felt that warm feeling and so I perspired willingly. At some point, I fell in love with it.

But your comfortable breeze quickly turned stale, thick and stuffy. You’ve changed. And I’ve changed. Literally. I cannot wear fewer than 3 shirts a day because I sweat through all of them. I take off my socks every day and wring them out like sponges, shedding a little of our love with every drop of foot sweat. It really just feels like you’re doing this on purpose to control me. I used to be able to wear whatever I wanted, but now I have to dress myself according to how hot you’re going to make the world. I want to decide what clothes to put on my body based on my style or mood, not based on how unbearable you are going to be on any given day.

And it’s not just what I wear – it’s everything I do. I can’t even make plans without first consulting you. I can’t just spend the day on a hike with friends or taking a stroll in the park, not with you there, blowing hot air down our necks. You make it impossible for us to just enjoy ourselves. You’re suffocating me.

I think I need to find someone more temperate. Perhaps a manufactured jet of cool central air, or maybe an entirely new season. I hear pumpkin spice is great this time of year– maybe I will find myself a mild autumn breeze to love. I don’t know who I’m meant to be with, but I do know it’s not you.

I do still care about you and I want us to be friends. I just don’t know how to do that at this point. That’s the hardest part of all of this. In fact, as I type this, I cannot tell if I am sweating or crying. Perhaps it’s both. But that’s exactly the problem; I am just not happy with you. And I don’t think I ever will be.

I hope we can still be friends.

All the best,
Christine

78 Words That Perfectly Describe Fall

  1. Colorful
  2. Leaves
  3. Chilly
  4. Nights
  5. Warm
  6. Pumpkin 
  7. Spice
  8. Latte
  9. That
  10. My
  11. Dad 
  12. Was 
  13. Drinking
  14. When 
  15. He 
  16. Told
  17. Me
  18. He
  19. Was 
  20. Moving
  21. To
  22. Florida
  23. To 
  24. Live
  25. With
  26. His
  27. Future
  28. Wife
  29. Autumn 
  30. Piles
  31. Of
  32. Fallen
  33. Leaves
  34. Raked
  35. Together
  36. In
  37. Rage
  38. Alone
  39. Dreaming
  40. Of 
  41. Rake
  42. Hitting
  43. Autumn
  44. In
  45. The 
  46. Face
  47. Leather
  48. Boots
  49. Stomping
  50. On
  51. Autumn’s 
  52. Hand
  53. Scarves
  54. Suffocating
  55. Autumn’s
  56. Mouth 
  57. I
  58. HATE
  59. AUTUMN
  60. UUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
  61. Sigh……
  62. Maybe
  63. I
  64. Should
  65. Give
  66. Autumn
  67. Chance
  68. Maybe
  69. She 
  70. Isn’t
  71. So
  72. Bad
  73. She
  74. Does 
  75. Have
  76. A
  77. Pool

Briana Haynie

Keep It Hot in the Cold!

Isabel Duarte

Every girl knows how sad it is to see summer depart, taking with it sundresses and your favorite booty shorts. Autumn creeps in, trapping you in of the same pair of sweatpants for weeks at a time and pullover sweaters that advertise sports teams you haven’t played for in years. (Okay, we can be honest. They’re your sister’s sweatshirts. You never played sports. You never will.) This year, don’t let the weather trap your sexual shine under all those layers. You can be a smokinhot kitty cat year-round! Remember these tips to keep you from looking like a lumpy frump-a-grump:

Casually Fur-bulous!

Ugg boots are super comfy but they make your feet a total snooze-fest. Honestly, when was the last time you saw hotness taken seriously in Ugg boots? Ramp up your boots to get your vamp on! Simply hot-glue a stiletto heel to your favorite pair of boots! They will be structurally sound and sexy!

Long Hair? Don’t Care!

A woman’s hair is a direct expression of her sexuality. This winter, really unleash your mane to let everyone know “Hey! I could be sexually active! Just look at my hair!” Be fierce and don’t cut your hair until the spring flowers bloom. Be fiercer and don’t wash it either. Be the fiercest and don’t ever wash or cut your hair ever again! Ever. Your natural hair pheromones will pay off in the long run by bagging you a sweetie. Like boy flies to honey.

Scarlet Vixen:

Think your cozy outfit makes you look like a fuddy-duddy? Fix it quick by simply stitching a red “A” on your breast! It’s the old-school signal for DTF, so all the menfolk will know what’s up. Plus, anything that draws attention to your lady lumps is a total win!

To The Point:

Don’t feel like an amorphous blob under that bulky jacket. Accentuate your ta-tas with party hats! Wear them under any of your outfits to channel the great warrior queen Madonna, and make everyone notice your breasts. If you’re feeling extra rambunctious, substitute traffic cones for the hats! You’ll be directing eye traffic right to your sweet bod.

Show Off Your Stuff:

Your haul at the semi-annual Victoria’s Secret sale might go to waste if you’re not at the top of your sex appeal game this fall. Turn your underpants into overpants by wearing them over your clothes! Don’t be shy: wear them over jeans, sweatpants, khaki pants, yoga pants, genie pants, ski pants, parachute pants, fancy pants, crazy pants, even leggings! It’s a bold statement that says, “Hey boys, look at my great taste in expensive underwear.” Also, it leads your admirers to wonder if you’re wearing any underpants under your over-pants underpants. Scandal-licious!

Falling Like Leaves:

Make all the boys come to your milkshake’s yard! Subtly attach a fallen leaf to your behind area. This will 100% draw attention to your asset that you worked all summer to keep ship-shape! A potential Prince Charming or two will approach you about it. It’s the perfect opportunity to drop some seasonal pickup lines, like “Want to make like a leaf and get stuck to my butt?” Don’t be shy, ladies!

Burning Desire:

If you feel like you can’t channel your inner sex goddess, be red-hot and devilish instead! Light yourself on fire! All the boys will think you’re a sexy sex demon and want to have sexy sex demon sex with you. Let’s be honest—there is no bigger come-on than singeing someone’s pants off! Grab a lighter and your favorite flammable substance! Hey, boys: retardants not welcome at this pants party. Red-hot!

Any one or combination of these tips will have every boy fall-ing for you his autumn! Crank up your sexy this holiday season!

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