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I Always Carry A Dime Bag In My Bag

Hey kiddos!

It’s the twentieth day of April, so I hope you all had the chance to wake up and bake! I know I did. I always carry a dime bag in my bag and that’s because just like you, I’m wild and care free. I toke it up on the reg, especially today, the 420. Just sprinkle a dash of that herb on my bong and I’m ready to roll – a big ol’ fat one that is.

I know a lot of the cynics out there may say I’m just “pandering to the millennial crowd” but I’d like to ask them to chill. Bill may not have inhaled but I certainly have. I tell ya, when President Obama, or as I call him the Narc In Chief, wasn’t looking I would hot box in air force one Cheech Chong.

If you want to get high with your Doobie Brothers, remember that Chillary’s got the dope. Even if Senator Sanders talks a big game, he’s only been lit twice, I was lit 420 times today. So when you go out to cast your vote remember you can’t get the THC without HC.

Hillary Clinton

WZBJ’s April Pollen Report

The following is are select excerpts from WZBJ’s morning weather forecast:

April 1

Alright folks, here’s your twenty-four hour pollen report. As you can see, those with tree allergies may want to stay indoors today especially those with poplar and elm allergies. Only moderate pollen counts for weeds, but certainly nothing to worry about.

April 4

In today’s pollen report, those with weed allergies will want to stay indoors as pollen counts are surprisingly high, definitely a break from this week’s trend. You never know where or when a new batch will pop up, play it safe and stay indoors. Tree allergies are generally low.

April 7

Certainly not a day to avoid the outdoors, and with these temperatures how could you not? Following almost a week of high pollen counts, weeds seem to have leveled off overnight with moderate readings across the board.

April 9

Those with elm allergies will want to get out enjoy the fresh air with poplar counts presenting the only real trouble area with moderate to high counts. Weed allergens are certainly heading downward today, potentially reaching lows by the end of the week.

April 11

Poplar and elm allergens peaking at moderate levels todays, as predicted, weed counts are at a low. Those with weed allergies would be wise to get some fresh air today, particularly in the Northwood Park area around 2:30 this afternoon where levels are expected to be at their lowest.

April 12

Continued good news for those with weed allergies as pollen counts remain relatively low, enjoy it while you can as forecasters are expecting levels to pick up over the next twenty-four hours.

April 13

For a third day in a row, weed reports remain unusually low, one would think we were suddenly living in a desert with no form of plant life to be found. That’s right, you couldn’t find weeds in this town if you wanted to, even when searching the normal hiding places there’s not a spec of pollen.

April 14

An incredible turn around today, as those with weed allergies will want to avoid any contact with the outside world. That’s right, pollen reports are at an all time high! Meanwhile, elm and poplar remain at low to moderate readings.

On the morning of April 15th WZBJ’s chief Meteorologist was arrested on drug related charges, the station’s news director had no comment on the issue.

Kevin Cole

TLH – Interview With a Drug Dealer Podcast

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This weekend’s Last Hurrah is now available online, download it and subscribe to the show via iTunes.

Free comedy returns to Frederick Maryland as we delve into the world of 420. National weed day, so to speak. We sat down with returning regulars Caitlyn Joy and James McGarvey (a registered nurse) to explore the effects of drugs on the body and then we spoke to a panelist known only as “Al.” Al, is a drug dealer and has agreed to join the show and talk about his life as long as we didn’t reveal his identity.

Panelists:

Caitlyn Joy
James McGarvey
Jack Evans as “Al”

Episode Writers:
Lisa Burl
Kevin Cole
Isabel Duarte
Caitlyn Joy
Christine McQuaid
Emily Perper
Katie Rattigan

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Join us for the next show Sunday April 19th at 7pm at the Maryland Ensemble Theatre.

Learn more at LastHurrahLive.com