Kim Kardashian-West, millionaire by association, has come under fire after sharing a nude photo to her Twitter page. The snapshot, in celebration of International Women’s Day, revealed her nearly-perfect composition, with all the good parts black-boxed out :-/. Her photo was met with invective from folks all across the board, from pop star P!nk to actress Chloe Grace Moretz and jill-of-all-trades Bette Midler.
Listen. I get it. Kim Kardashian would be a nobody if it weren’t for nepotism, bombshell body proportions, and a sex tape that lit the spark igniting the nuclear bomb that is now the Kardashian Empire. However, her boobs and booty are not grounds for condemnation. Instead, here is a comprehensive list of reasons to loathe her existence that are very much fair game.
- She lacks any sort of discernable talent and is somehow still worth more than every person on my block combined.
- She is a vapid reality star who makes millions for nothing more than intermittently texting and crying on camera.
- She is somehow always in the headlines? How does a person always have news to share.
- Her business venture got her a role in “Disaster Movie” and while its box office performance was tremendously catastrophic, she still got to spend a week on set with Ike Barinholtz and now has a movie credit.
- Founded the Illuminati.
- Wrote the How I Met Your Mother series finale.
- Gave the Native Americans Smallpox and built shoe factories on their graves.
- Created an anti-drug campaign based around a 3 word slogan that ultimately led to mass incarcerations.
- Spent her lifesavings to build a slightly larger Washington Monument three blocks away from the original.
- Is always bringing back the McRib.