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Truly Terrifying Last Minute Halloween Costumes

Kevin Cole

Every year, Halloween costumes are scarier and scarier. My son told me he wants to dress up as Hannibal this year. Not the subtly psychotic killer played by Anthony Hopkins, but the in-your-face murderer from NBC’s hit series “Hannibal.” He proposed a gruesome getup, replete with blood, knives and…antlers? Rather than indulge my boy, I suggested he dress up as one of the many real horrors that surround us daily, such as:

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The All-Seeing Eye

I’m not talking about the eye used to symbolize Sauron in The Lord Of The Rings, as frightening as that was. I’m talking about the eye we see on a daily basis atop our currency and political symbols. The All-Seeing Eye reminds us that we are always observed, surveyed and followed by the New World Order. Perhaps the best way to fight back is to have our children project the eye right back at them. The outfit shouldn’t be too complicated—just replicate Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” music video costume.

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The Reptilian Hivemind

This is a great group costume that requires very little design on the parents part. The Reptilians, which secretly control this planet, look like you and me thanks to their shape-shifting capabilities. For this charade, gather 6-10 kids in a group. They may wear whatever they want, so long as they speak in unison. It doesn’t hurt if one child can shape-shift to look like the President every few blocks, before shifting back into child-form.

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Monsanto slowly poisons us as they alter our produce to provide a “longer-lasting,” “flavorful” and “affordable” product. But what happens when the middle class is killed off as a result of the products they thought were safe? Head over to your local independent costume shop and purchase any full-body produce costume (I recommend an ear of corn). Add demented eyes, fangs and a freakish combination of tentacles and talons (talontacles).

[Beyoncé’s Image could not be replicated as summoning her likeness has been known to draw attention unwanted from the Illuminati]


We all know she is an agent of the Illuminati. After her VMA performance, your local Halloween shop would be foolish not to stock a ready-made costume of the Queen B, just as you would be foolish to refuse her.

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TRUTH WEB: Justin Roiland, Rick and Morty’s George Orwellian Show Runner?

Ray Patterson

Regular readers of Truth Web will know that I am fascinated by the paranormal, inter-dimensional travel and exposing the reptilian overlords who control our world like extra-terrestrial puppet masters! So it would make sense that at the end of a long weekend of Conspirabloging (conspiracy-blogging) I like to unwind by watching some light animated television-the one media that has yet to be corrupted by the reptilian hive mind… or so it would seem. Just before nodding off on a Monday evening I was struck a by a show called Rick and Morty. I rarely stay up late for Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim because I have to wake up exceptionally early break the latest conspiracies, let’s remember that no one ever spoke to a Bigfoot between the hours of 1:13 and 5pm. I had become particularly fond of the program which seems to combine the majority of my interests with the exception of Reptilian hunting, but Icke forbid such a plot occur in a future episode.

In anticipation of the show’s return this evening I sat down to view a sneak peak of tonight’s episode at which point I found something rather alarming, a visual presence of show runner Justin Roiland in video that did not prominently feature Justin Roiland. For reference, here is a screen capture of an earlier interview with Roiland:

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Looking behind him you’ll notice a photograph Roiland himself staring into the camera. Now, take a look at this screen capture of Rick and Morty’s Color Design Lead, Jason Boesch

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Now enhance the image…

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Could it be that Roiland’s photo isn’t just at his own desk as a result of Hollywood narcism but because Roiland is always watching his staff? Could Roiland be going to exemplary measures to keep his staff in constant fear of destroying his vision. While we’ve only seen two desks in the Rick and Morty offices I would bet that it’s entirely possible that this photograph will be seen on future desks as we look further behind the scenes of the show. For comparison, here are both photographs side by side:

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It may not be a smoking gun, but it’s certainly a smoking coincidence. I’ll be watching you Justin Roiland, mark my words, particularly Mondays at 10:30pm on Adult Swim.

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