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26 Clickbait Articles That You Have to Read!

There are so many great articles on the web and you won’t believe what they’re titled!

  • This Man’s Wife Gave Birth To A Scorpion. His First Dad Joke Will Kill You!
  • 21 life hacks for computer hackers!
  • You’ll never believe what happened after this woman smiled at a man in a CVS!
  • Disney Princesses reimagined as iPhones!
  • A soldier came home from war and his dog literally spoke to him!
  • This video of a little girl learning her ABCs will give you faith in literacy!
  • 12 cats with a picture of Christ appearing in their fur; number seven even has stigmata!
  • The 15 gifts you asked for and didn’t get for Christmas; and the Toys R Us employees you should murder because of it!
  • Top ten gifs of a human penis exploding!
  • These real life ALF look-a-likes will have you questioning society!
  • Read these real theories about the Illuminati, and go undercover protecting the secrets!
  • See all the men your mother has had sex with! You’ll never guess which number I was!
  • Five best ways to get molten candle wax out of your anus.
  • Princess Charlotte, cute? Or demonic porcelain doll? Look at these pics and decide!
  • Weekly viral videos that will have you asking, should I floss more?
  • See the top 20 dead teeth of 2015!
  • 2015 Celebrity Pets Naughty List
  • Top twenty most boring celebrity deaths of the decade!
  • Eight adorable ways to style your hair with just a rusty nail!
  • What your Mac and cheese preferences say about your sex life!
  • Twelve simple tricks to perform mind control on animals! You won’t believe number eight!
  • Fifty slugs that look like Donald Trump
  • This man dressed up as a toilet and hid in a women’s restroom… What happened next will warm your heart!
  • 5 items in the room that are giving you cancer RIGHT NOW!
  • The top super foods that are available at your local Home Depot

Isabel Duarte, Briana Haynie,
Christine McQuaid, Emily PerperT.M. Scholtes

I Thought I Wrote A Real Headline But It Only Met Upworthy’s Standards

Kevin Cole

Many of us are familiar with Upworthy, the godforsaken venue that provides uplifting videos, pictures and GIF sets shared all over Facebook by everyone you could ever hope to never casually run into again. Here is a list of classic Upworthy headlines. Don’t worry about what lies beyond the clicks—they’re self-explanatory.

  • I Thought I was Watching One Thing But It Turned Out To Be Something Completely Different
  • This Made Me Sad But The Reason Why Will Surprise You
  • I Never Believed in Justifiable Murder, But This Story Changed My Mind
  • Just When I Thought There Was No God, This Video Changed Everything
  • Here’s A Picture Followed By Another Picture But What Comes Third Will Really Knock Your Socks Off
  • OK, This Headline Seems Racist But Here’s A Video That Explains What I Really Mean
  • No One Knows Who Made This Kid The President But His Views Will Delight You
  • Racial Bias Doesn’t Get Much Clearer Than This Picture That Actually Uses Words To Get Its Meaning Across
  • Do You Know Your Expiration Date? I Do, And Now I Just Sit Around Waiting For The Cold Sting Of Death
  • The One GIF That Finally Sums Up The Meaning Of Life You Thought College Was Hard But The Plight Of This Homeless Man Will Change Your Mind
  • This Celebrity Understands Life Is Hard For Everyone And Will Gladly Talk To You About It
  • We Couldn’t Embed The Original Video We Wanted To Show You So We Made A Bunch Of GIFs Featuring Our Favorite Parts
  • He Smoked Candy Cigarettes For A Year But It’s What He Says About E-Cigs That Will Change Your Life Forever

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