The Last Hurrah’s Pokesho

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84 – The Pokesho

Join Kevin, Karli Cole and Noah Sommer as they dissect the world of Pokemon Go, capture the hated Zubat and figure out why folks are so sad!

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Then, join us at the Maryland Ensemble Theatre on Sunday July 24th for a new adventure!

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5 Ghosts That Haunt the Cast of the New Ghostbusters

Surrounding the praise for the new Ghostbusters is the excellent cast, but what many don’t realize is how their strength is derived from their own experiences with the paranormal. Much like Dan Aykroyd’s ghost-hunting grandpa, this cast has ecto-plasm in their veins.

Lady Slimer

Lady-Slimer

This goo-covered ghost is no different than the Slimer that came before her, but has caused an uproar across the web due to her feminine features. However, Lady Slimer is a real life ghost that has haunted Kristen Wiig since childhood. The specter is said to be responsible for teaching Wiig about the horrors of womanhood and made a bargain that Wiig would attain fame and fortune if she gave Lady Slimer her first born child. Now, indebted to the ghost, Wiig contracted Lady Slimer to play a small roll in the new film.

Betty FriedanThe Disembodied Ghost Head of Betty Friedan

Credited with starting Second-wave feminism, the visage of Betty Friedan spent the films production haunting Melissa McCarthy, often times possessing her body and using it as tool for dismantling the patriarchy. Remember when McCarthy rolled down Sunset Blvd sticking her head out a limousine and giving everyone the finger while shouting “ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL! STANDARDS INVENTED BY THE PATRIARCHY HURT EVERYONE” ? That was all Betty Friedan.

Idris ElbaThe Hunky Cunnilingus Ghost of Idris Elba

Idris was a big fan of the original Ghostbusters, and had hoped to get a cameo as the gender-swapped blowjob ghost from the original film. Unfortunately, when this role was never written, he swore that his dream would not go unfulfilled. Leslie Jones calls the haunting a gift and a curse, as she knows when Idris Elba will die (approximately 50 years) but thanks to a interdimensional vortex, she gets to see him every night.

Zool CatMr. Sprinkles

Kate McKinnon is a noted cat-person who was unfortunately cursed with a deadly allergy. In an attempt to find a creature she could love, she participated in a dark ritual: candles, pentagrams, the whole nine-yards. The result was Mr. Sprinkles, an powerful hell-kitten who has gored many house guests and 3 of Lorne Michaels’ assistants.

Gaybraham LincolnGaybraham Lincoln

Never one to turn down a show, Gaybraham Lincoln materialized on the set of the new Ghostbusters one day and found himself quite smitten with the new receptionist portrayed by Chris Hemsworth. The two have been spotted getting lunch at various New York eateries, giggling and holding hands. Move over Hiddleswift, because this president has found his own Norse God!

Kevin Cole

Your PRIME DAY Order Has Been Delivered!

Dear Sir/Ma’am,

Thank you for making this another successful Amazon Prime Day! In these trying times it is increasingly difficult for small businesses like Amazon.com to survive, but thanks to your recent purchases we will be able to serve the general public for the next three years. Due to the incredible size of your order we ask that you confirm the items below have arrived as reflected in our files:

  • Two 75lb Bean Bag Futons
  • 5000 BIC Pens
  • 89 packs of Pamper’s Diapers (all gift wrapped)
  • 1 Spatula
  • Cool Runnings on Blu-ray
  • 8 Amazon Fire sticks
  • 4 Kindles
  • 11 USB Car Chargers
  • 1 Bible
  • 1 Torah
  • 1 Quran
  • 2 Bone saws
  • 25 Machetes (gift wrapped)
  • 1 Seven inch Santoku Knife
  • 50 Feet of Rope
  • 3 rolls of high-grade 250ft Shrink Wrap
  • 5 Gallon Jug of Bleach
  • 1 Bathtub liner
  • 2 Barrels of Hydrochloric Acid
  • 1 Mr. Potato Head shaped like R2-D2

If there are any items missing, please contact customer service immediately.

Kevin Cole

The Last Hurrah Turns 2!

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83 – Two Years At The Hurrah

This week we celebrate two years of The Last Hurrah, we discuss how much better things are now as opposed to when we started. Isabel Duarte shares some nihilist tindr accounts, Karli Cole warns about the dangers of playing Pokemon Go and Christine McQuaid does some stand up! Don’t miss it!

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Then, join us at the Maryland Ensemble Theatre on Sunday July 17th for a new adventure!

We’re finally (hopefully) getting the two man band back together! Plus, hot takes on the week’s events… unless, of course, the week’s events are too much of a downer.

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Vetting Trump’s VP Picks

Donald,

I have taken the liberty of vetting your Vice Presidential short list to ensure electability. Each potential candidate has been broken down using the following ranking system: Winner, Loser and Sad! Please take the time to consider the information provided. Remember: While it may be tempting to pick a loser in an attempt to strengthen your brand, there’s no need for overcompensation at this point.

Dr. Ben Carson: Winner

We all know you have a token black friend, but it’s time to up the ante with a token black vice president. Not only will Ben Carson help secure the black vote, he holds beliefs that your white supporters are comfortable with. Make him your VP, and we’ll put a white man in the White House and keep another on the twenty-dollar bill.

Chris Christie: Loser

Let’s face it. Chris was so quick to endorse you because he had to attach himself to a winner to wipe away the shame of his pitiful campaign. You don’t want that tub of lard clogging you hallways. Give him a throwaway position, like “Head Transitionary Drone.” Let him feel good about himself for once.

Pamela Anderson: Sad!

Sure, she was the last model to pose nude for Playboy, but men don’t want her anymore. If you really plan to make a woman your vice president, you’ll have to break the top 100 porn stars working today. Otherwise, you might as well make Hillary Clinton your VP—or worse, Carly Fiorina.

Meat Loaf: Winner

He may not have been the apprentice, but he came close. Loaf spent some time out of the spotlight, but what’s important to remember is polls show he would do anything for love, and that includes running as your vice president. Added bonus: He would provide a nice incentive for those working in the Trump Executive Kitchen to make America meat loaf again.

Gary Busey: Sad!

We both know Gary was ratings dynamite, but he will like provide too much—what’s the word—chutzpah for this election season. Your big thing is you speak your mind, and you wouldn’t want a vice president with the same gimmick but an even more dangerous, surrealist mind.

Ernst Tremmel: Sad!

Unfortunately, Mr. Tremmel passed away in early April, shortly after you had compiled your list of potential VPs. Sad indeed, as Ernst would have been a big hit amongst current supporters. While he may not have been an American citizen, his work for his country as a guard at Auschwitz goes a long way to prove his loyalty, and the fact that had not yet been convicted of war crimes would have made him unimpeachable.

Hillary Clinton: Winner

She may be crooked but, democrats like her and the Koch brothers like her. She may not be your biggest fan but you understand one thing she doesn’t: the art of the deal. Hillary comes with a hefty price tag, but it’s nothing a multi-billionaire like yourself can’t afford. A lot of people will initially ask if you hate each other, but show them that picture of the two of you at your wedding and they’ll know you’re old friends. Do yourself a favor: Use the money you raised selling hats and buy a Democrat.

May your great and massive pointer finger find itself aimed at a winning candidate.

Michael Glassner
Deputy Campaign Manager, Trump 2016

This Week 2 Years of The Last Hurrah – AMERICA: history, Patriotism, and Other mistakes

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82 – AMERICA: history, Patriotism, and Other mistakes

This week on The Last Hurrah, guest host Christine McQuaid takes over to talk about all thing America! Joined by panelist Lydia Hadfield and bandleader Thom Huenger, the three cover past 4th of July celebrations- the good, the bad, and the ugly. This episode also features a heated US History trivia game between two audience members. Last but not least, The Frederick County Patriotism Liaison joins in on the fun to give the dos and don’ts of how to be your best patriotic self this week

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Then, join us at the Maryland Ensemble Theatre on Sunday July 10th for a new adventure!

This week marks to two week anniversary of The Last Hurrah, join Kevin Cole, Christine McQuaid and the long awaited return of Two-Man Family (but not by blood) Jam Band featuring Thom Huenger and Karli Cole! They’re bringing the laughs and so much more!

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